Saints Third Row

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by Weebs, Mar 2, 2012.

  1. Weebs

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    With WOW.. Aion... and Rift behind me, I thought I would play a non mmo for a while.

    Saints Third Row is simply Grand Theft Auto, adult themed, and on steriods.

    After the install The first console you see has a bunch of game choices.. I chose "Whorred Mode"
    simply because I am a dirty old man, and I like everything "Whorred" lols

    All bullshit aside, I was not prepared for this game.. Your character materializes holding a 3 foot long rubber dick
    as a weapon, and you have x amount of time to beat the sap out of a fixed amount of enemies... I was laughing so
    fucking hard I couldnt even play for a while.

    There is an online experience which I have not tried yet, but for me the best is just progressing though the game. It's
    so ridiculous I cant help but love it. The total destruction is satisfying as hell. I can sit for hours just blowing innocent people to
    hell or worse.

    Worth the money.
     
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  2. darkcgi

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    hey just for you non techi parents
    this game has more cursing than any other and this is the worse thing about it
    for kids anyway is that one of the weapons is a big pink dildo on a stick with a hand grip like a club
    about the size of a baseball bat
    my kids were like what is that
    and one of the signature moves is the nut cracker
    and the characters get down to the their undies when you are picking out the clothes for them
    and the male has a huge lump in his and the females got camel toe with nips

    dont get me wrong the game is freakin awesome
    just my kid aint playing it he is 8
    how ever if it were me when I was that age it would have been ok
    just depends on the child some you know are already knowing of what stuff and just laugh
    some havent a clue about the true meaning to birds and bees and street grit

    anyhow there it is
     
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  3. fuel1316

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    bah
     
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  4. HK

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    Seriously? The game's 18 rated, isn't that a huge clue that it's not suitable for kids?
     
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  5. retro

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    It would seem that common sense eludes some people.
     
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