With WOW.. Aion... and Rift behind me, I thought I would play a non mmo for a while. Saints Third Row is simply Grand Theft Auto, adult themed, and on steriods. After the install The first console you see has a bunch of game choices.. I chose "Whorred Mode" simply because I am a dirty old man, and I like everything "Whorred" lols All bullshit aside, I was not prepared for this game.. Your character materializes holding a 3 foot long rubber dick as a weapon, and you have x amount of time to beat the sap out of a fixed amount of enemies... I was laughing so fucking hard I couldnt even play for a while. There is an online experience which I have not tried yet, but for me the best is just progressing though the game. It's so ridiculous I cant help but love it. The total destruction is satisfying as hell. I can sit for hours just blowing innocent people to hell or worse. Worth the money.