Quotes & Sayings

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  1. SilentEyz

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    When I first joined this group, It was a diffrent format.. and on the front page was a section of quotes and sayings.. some of them were cute, some funny,

    So thats what this thread is going to be.

    Have a favorite quote or saying, that you just have to share, or think somebody else would like to read.. This is the place to put it. And check often, Maybe you will see one here that you like.



    When placing quotes and saying please be sure to give credit due
     
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  2. SilentEyz

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    I guess I will start



    The best way to Judge a man,
    Is not by what other men say about him,
    But by what he says about other men.--unknown​
     
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  3. Kat

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    ~ No one can make you feel inferior without your consent~

    *I think this was by Elanor Roosavelt...but I know it from the disney movie Princess Diaries
     
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  4. sharpies

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    Sharpe family motto

    "Do whatever you like as long as it doesn't hurt anyone"

    ... & I truly love the quote in my signature from the greatest psychedelic rock band ever, Hawkwind.

    Allan
     
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  5. Peter Parka

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    Winston Churchill replying to a woman critising him for being drunk -
    Madam, I may be drunk but you're ugly and I'll be sober in the morning!:D

    Phrase commonly used in the house of commons due to a ban on acusing other MPs of drunkeness -
    The right honerable gentleman appears to have had a heavy lunch!:D
     
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  6. Kat

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    ~Never say what if. Never have any regrets. Live life to the fullest for you may find one day, that your memories are the only thing left worth holding onto.~

    ~my own personal quote...I used this as my senior yearbook quote
     
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  7. elluko

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    You know that look on a womans face when she wants sex? Me neither.
    Drew Carry
     
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  8. Sam

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    "Be the reason for someone's Happiness never a part of it,
    Be a part of someone's Sadness never the reason for it!"

    --Anon
     
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  9. SilentEyz

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    I love to sleep,
    It really is the best of both worlds.
    You get to be alive and unconscious--Rita Rudner​
     
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    "We're so engaged in doing things to achieve purposes of outer value that we forget that the inner value, the rapture that is associated with being alive, is what it's all about."
    ----Joseph Campbell
     
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    Good health is only the slowest way to die!

    Allan
     
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  12. Tim

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    I'd rather die of thirst, than drink from the cup of mediocrity.
    -UNKNOWN-
     
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  13. Dodge_Sniper

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    House Of Jigsaw's Nyabzns-

    ...that HOJ has been around, we've seen Nya at his best. He is one of the funniest guys I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. So tonight, we're gonna honor Nya, with some of his funniest quotes. I believe one of them is still used in a signature to this date!
     
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    "Remember me forever!"

    - Dane Cook
     
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  15. Peter Parka

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    "If you expect a kick in the balls but get a slap in the face, then it's a victory!":D
     
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    "One does not need buildings, money, power, or status to practice the art of peace. Heaven is right where you are standing."
    --Morihei Ueshiba
     
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    "Realize deeply........ that the present moment is all you ever have."

    ---Eckhart Tolle
     
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  18. elluko

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    Mitch Hedburg (Comedian) has some pretty funny ones.

    "I think Bigfoot is blurry, thats the problem."
    "I layed in my twin sized bed and wondered where my brother was."
    "I order the club sandwich all the time, but Im not even a member. I dont know how I get away with it."
    "I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, fuck that! Ill just get a tan instead!"
    "I remixed a remix, it was back to normal."
    Hes my fav comedian.
     
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  19. Sam

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    "Always dream and shoot higher than you know how to. Don’t bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself."


    --– William Faulkner, writer
     
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  20. SilentEyz

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    "Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." - Eric Hoffer
     
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