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When her fiance asked her, whether, after the engagement, would she give him a ring, She replied, " Sure, I have Your phone number".
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Well, it was supposed to be a lie.
Is the editor in chief of Economic Times. Regards, Richard. |
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Ah yeah haha, forgot it's a lie
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On the contrary, I don't really have any of my own photographs, or albums.
But, it's a lie. However did You know. She's hardly online on OffTopicz.com.... Regards, Richard. |
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Was arrested at the local petting zoo for "heavy petting" with the animals
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sends me naked photos every day.
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Is a member of my fan club that requests naked photos of me daily....also comes with a weekly news letter with articles such as "Which is sexier, his right or left arm? " and other related topics
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Has a sexier right arm :P
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This is the lie thread, just thought I would remind you
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And I was lying. Your left arm is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
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rofl
Made an eyepatch out of pictures of the Jonas Brother's eyes.
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For community service has volunteered her time to clean the local glory hole
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Can breathe fire.
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