What Makes Someone A Celebrity These Days?

[Peter Parka]

Missus has just been watching the new and last (thank god) series of celebrity big brother. It was bad enough when they had so and so's cousin or some shit like that on there but this one has some prostitute whose only claim to fame is selling sex to some celebrities. I once prepared Madonnas airoplane meal when I worked at Stansted airport, am I a celebrity too?

[cam elle toe]

Missus has just been watching the new and last (thank god) series of celebrity big brother. It was bad enough when they had so and so's cousin or some shit like that on there but this one has some prostitute whose only claim to fame is selling sex to some celebrities. I once prepared Madonnas airoplane meal when I worked at Stansted airport, am I a celebrity too?

Yes, yes you are.


BUT, to answer your question.........get engaged to a cricketer.say the word "bloody" on TV

and VOILA....instant celebrity.

[Peter Parka]

I could always say I shagged Tiger Woods or Shane Warne, who wouldn't believe that?

[cam elle toe]

I could always say I shagged Tiger Woods or Shane Warne, who wouldn't believe that?

Or both...

[Wyndex]

you cant say "bloody" on tv?

[cam elle toe]

you cant say "bloody" on tv?

HERE you can......its a long story Wyndy.......this girl is famous for saying "Bloody" in an OZ tourism ad......lots os foreigners were offended by it....including the Brits who invented the bloody word

[Wyndex]

what if it was a "bloody" murder scene?

LOL

[cam elle toe]

what if it was a "bloody" murder scene?

LOL

As in "I'm sick of these bloody murder scenes" OR "I'm sick of these bloody bloody murder scenes"

[Wyndex]

haha!
isnt bloody just a word to use in place of a curse word?

[cam elle toe]

haha!
isnt bloody just a word to use in place of a curse word?

Yes it is, and it is said on TV all the time.

[Peter Parka]

HERE you can......its a long story Wyndy.......this girl is famous for saying "Bloody" in an OZ tourism ad......lots os foreigners were offended by it....including the Brits who invented the bloody word

I wasn't offended by it, I just wanted to kick her in the cunt like those bloody Sheilas wheels girls.

[Wyndex]

I wasn't offended by it, I just wanted to kick her in the cunt like those bloody Sheilas wheels girls.

is that painful for a woman or does it just feel like a breeze of air with a slight push?

[Peter Parka]