Damn Money!

Darkstar · 11-21-2006, 02:12 PM

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window,
"I want to open a damn checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood
you. What did you! Say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager
to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not
have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem." the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks
in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn bank."

"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?

Mrs Behavin · 11-21-2006, 02:14 PM

Sam · 11-22-2006, 12:17 AM

hahahahahahahahha .... MONEY SPEAKS ALL LANGUAGES.....

elluko · 11-22-2006, 01:50 AM

Thats a pretty good one.

Homer · 11-22-2006, 07:53 AM

lol saw that coming.

11-21-2006, 02:12 PM	#1
Darkstar Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,232	Damn Money! A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you! Say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem." the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn bank." "I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?

11-21-2006, 02:14 PM	#2
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,802 Tokenz: 12,135	Re: Damn Money! __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

11-22-2006, 12:17 AM	#3
Sam Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hearts Posts: 643 Tokenz: 2,073	Re: Damn Money! hahahahahahahahha .... MONEY SPEAKS ALL LANGUAGES.....

11-22-2006, 01:50 AM	#4
elluko V.I.P User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: BC Canada, Eh? Posts: 4,036 Tokenz: 961	Re: Damn Money! Thats a pretty good one. __________________

11-22-2006, 07:53 AM	#5
Homer Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 3,586 Tokenz: 565	Re: Damn Money! lol saw that coming.

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