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Old 11-18-2006, 02:40 PM   #1
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.
God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to
the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I
think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever,
Don't mess with them.
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Old 11-18-2006, 02:42 PM   #2
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haha! Indeed!
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LOL Women Rock!!!
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Right on, Audra!
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haha now that's thinking like a woman.
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