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11-13-2006, 05:42 PM
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Tokenz: 5,069   |  new wife store/new husband store NEW HUSBAND STORE A store that sells new husbands has just opened on 5th Avenue in New York where women can go to choose a husband. As you enter the store there is a list of instructions of how the store operates. 1. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !!! 2. There are 6 floors to the store and the attributes of the men increase as you ascend the flights. 3. There is however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor but once you choose to go up to the next floor you can't go down except to exit the building. So a woman goes into the husband store to find a husband. On the 1st floor a sign reads: Floor 1 --- these men have jobs. She ascends to the 2nd floor where a sign reads: Floor 2 --- these men have jobs and love kids. She ascends further to the 3rd floor where a sign reads: Floor 3 --- these men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. On the 4th floor a sign reads: Floor 4 --- these men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Oh mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still she goes to the 5th floor and a sign reads: Floor 5 --- these men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but goes on the 6th floor and a sign reads: You are visitor number 31,456,012 to the floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband store. NEW WIFE STORE ACROSS THE STREET The 1st floor has wives who enjoy sex. The 2nd floor has wives who enjoy sex and have money. The 3rd thru 6th floors have never been visited.
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11-13-2006, 05:44 PM
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| Re: new wife store/new husband store haha! Thats hilarious! |
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11-13-2006, 05:54 PM
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| V.I.P User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 7th layer of hell...I mean southern Md
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Tokenz: 5,069 | Re: new wife store/new husband store its funny because its true haha
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11-13-2006, 06:42 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby
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Tokenz: 1,115 | Re: new wife store/new husband store hahahahahahaha *cough* ha  |
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11-13-2006, 06:42 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Half past a monkeys ass and quarter to it's Ballz
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Tokenz: 28,269 | Re: new wife store/new husband store lol!!
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11-13-2006, 06:48 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Southampton, UK.
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Tokenz: 121 | Re: new wife store/new husband store Haha! My friend once said she was going to buy herself a husband off ebay! |
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11-13-2006, 06:48 PM
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| V.I.P User  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: BC Canada, Eh?
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Tokenz: 961 | Re: new wife store/new husband store Heheh, good one.
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11-14-2006, 03:07 AM
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Tokenz: 12,134 | Re: new wife store/new husband store Thats great! lol |
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11-14-2006, 11:29 AM
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| King Of Cunts  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England
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Tokenz: 48,370 | Re: new wife store/new husband store Haha! Quality!  |
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11-14-2006, 12:57 PM
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| V.I.P User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 7th layer of hell...I mean southern Md
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Tokenz: 5,069 | Re: new wife store/new husband store well lets get some reputation points eh
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11-14-2006, 03:01 PM
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 | Re: new wife store/new husband store Now that is a quality post, Bacon. lol |
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11-14-2006, 07:50 PM
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| Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NJ
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Tokenz: 565 | Re: new wife store/new husband store good one son. |
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