Still a virgin?

Mrs Behavin · 11-10-2006, 07:04 PM

A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get
married.

On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel
and the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle,... I
am still a virgin."

The startled groom says "How can that be? You've been married 3 times
before."

The bride responds:

"Well you see it was this way: My first husband was a psychiatrist and
all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.

"My second husband was a gynecologist and all he ever wanted to do was
look at it.

"And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he ever wanted to
do was...............God I miss him!"

TheOriginalJames · 11-10-2006, 07:09 PM

lmao!!

hhayes · 11-10-2006, 07:22 PM

i wonder what is was he always wanted to do...LOL

Sculpin · 11-10-2006, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hhayes

i wonder what is was he always wanted to do...LOL

I think I know

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elluko · 11-11-2006, 05:48 AM

Its funny even though I have no idea what should replace the .......

Sam · 11-11-2006, 08:38 AM

bahahahbahahahahahahahhaha

11-10-2006, 07:04 PM	#1
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11-10-2006, 07:09 PM	#2
TheOriginalJames Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 24,729	Re: Still a virgin? lmao!!

11-10-2006, 07:22 PM	#3
hhayes Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby Posts: 6,383 Tokenz: 1,115	Re: Still a virgin? i wonder what is was he always wanted to do...LOL

11-11-2006, 05:48 AM	#5
elluko V.I.P User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: BC Canada, Eh? Posts: 4,036 Tokenz: 961	Re: Still a virgin? Its funny even though I have no idea what should replace the ....... __________________

11-11-2006, 08:38 AM	#6
Sam Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hearts Posts: 643 Tokenz: 2,068	Re: Still a virgin? bahahahbahahahahahahahhaha

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