Condom Counter

Mrs Behavin · 11-10-2006, 06:37 PM

A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the Pharmacist, "I want
me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?"

The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the
condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."

"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the
farmer.

"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is
for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you
mean spermicide instead of pesticide."

"Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on
them. My wife's got a bug up her ass, and I aim to kill it!"

hhayes · 11-10-2006, 06:42 PM

lol

Sculpin · 11-10-2006, 11:19 PM

And there he goes.

elluko · 11-11-2006, 05:45 AM

Wat do they plan to do once its dead?

11-10-2006, 06:37 PM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,802 Tokenz: 12,133	Condom Counter A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the Pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?" The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4." "No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the farmer. "Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean spermicide instead of pesticide." "Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on them. My wife's got a bug up her ass, and I aim to kill it!" __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

11-10-2006, 06:42 PM	#2
hhayes Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby Posts: 6,383 Tokenz: 1,115	Re: Condom Counter lol

11-10-2006, 11:19 PM	#3
Sculpin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Here, when I'm here. Otherwise somewhere else. Posts: 288 Tokenz: 96	Re: Condom Counter And there he goes. __________________ the early bird may get the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese

11-11-2006, 05:45 AM	#4
elluko V.I.P User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: BC Canada, Eh? Posts: 4,036 Tokenz: 961	Re: Condom Counter Wat do they plan to do once its dead? __________________

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