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Old 11-04-2006, 10:43 PM   #1
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Default Daddy's gonna eat your fingers

This one is for everyone who:

a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids

I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having
a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look
at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers
in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to
eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring
at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?":
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Old 11-04-2006, 11:50 PM   #2
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oh no! LOL
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Old 11-05-2006, 12:47 AM   #3
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ha ha that was good gross but good
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Bwahhaaahaaa
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hahaha!
Thats something you'll remember.
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awww, nasty! You may of not ate her fingers but you did eat something!
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Haaaaaahahahahahahaha
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haha!! That is hilarious!!
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lol daddy got owned
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heheheheheh too good
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Gross....
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Man, now when someone says that tastes like little kids snot, you can confirm it (silver clouds are everywhere).

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