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Old 11-04-2006, 10:41 PM   #1
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour,

the following conversation took place:


First guy:

"You have no idea what I had to do to

be able to come out fishing this weekend.

I had to promise my wife that I would paint

every room in the house next weekend."


Second guy:

"That is nothing, I had to promise my wife

that I would build her a new deck for the pool."


Third guy:

"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise

my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."


They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth

guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said

anything about what you had to do to be able to

come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"


Fourth guy:

"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,

I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said,

"Fishing or Sex,"

and she said,

"Wear sun-block."
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