Wrong turn

RecklessTim · 11-02-2006, 08:36 PM

Wrong Turn!!!

Wrong Turn in the Dark

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."
"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?"

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(This is hilarious!)

Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

GuesSAngel · 11-02-2006, 10:06 PM

that's cute.

Mrs Behavin · 11-03-2006, 08:58 AM

Thats freakin hilarious! Old people are so cute!

hhayes · 11-03-2006, 11:40 AM

lmao! that hilarious!

wolfclanpack · 11-03-2006, 11:56 AM

that is kinda disturbing

wolfclanpack · 11-03-2006, 11:57 AM

and funny!

Pixie · 11-05-2006, 04:16 AM

Gotta love the elderly

elluko · 11-05-2006, 06:58 AM

I woke up during a power outage and pissed in the bathtub.

11-02-2006, 08:36 PM	#1
RecklessTim Proud Father & Administrator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Allentown, PA Posts: 8,128 Tokenz: 94,441	Wrong turn Wrong Turn!!! Wrong Turn in the Dark 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?" George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done." "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?" (Scroll down...) (Keep going...) (This is hilarious!) Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!" __________________ Mr President; It has been reported that you are here to "lecture" us on democracy and human rights. But with a record like yours, you will not be very convincing.

11-02-2006, 10:06 PM	#2
GuesSAngel The newest, greatest mom in the world Staff Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: PA Posts: 14,930 Tokenz: 24,124	Re: Wrong turn that's cute. __________________ Proud mommy...best thing I've ever been called

11-03-2006, 08:58 AM	#3
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,802 Tokenz: 12,134	Re: Wrong turn Thats freakin hilarious! Old people are so cute! __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

11-03-2006, 11:40 AM	#4
hhayes Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby Posts: 6,383 Tokenz: 1,115	Re: Wrong turn lmao! that hilarious!

11-03-2006, 11:56 AM	#5
wolfclanpack Newbie Join Date: May 2006 Location: Waco,Tx Posts: 10 Tokenz: 115	Re: Wrong turn that is kinda disturbing

11-03-2006, 11:57 AM	#6
wolfclanpack Newbie Join Date: May 2006 Location: Waco,Tx Posts: 10 Tokenz: 115	Re: Wrong turn and funny!

11-05-2006, 04:16 AM	#7
Pixie Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 20 Tokenz: 121	Re: Wrong turn Gotta love the elderly __________________

11-05-2006, 06:58 AM	#8
elluko V.I.P User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: BC Canada, Eh? Posts: 4,036 Tokenz: 961	Re: Wrong turn I woke up during a power outage and pissed in the bathtub. __________________

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