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10-02-2006, 08:43 AM
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| Moderator Staff  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas
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Tokenz: 15,031   |  Little Johnny strikes again! LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN Little Johnny's neighbors had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother brought the new baby home from the hospital, Little Johnny's family was invited over to see him. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word, "ears", he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Little Johnny looked into the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" asked Little Johnny. "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful." The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit outta luck if he needed glasses." |
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10-02-2006, 09:28 AM
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| Re: Little Johnny strikes again! haha - took me a second to figure it out, but nice way of saying it. sorta lmao |
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10-02-2006, 03:28 PM
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| Cuz loud is for Ricers.  Join Date: Feb 2005
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Tokenz: 39,543 | Re: Little Johnny strikes again! hahaha That little Johnny is a smart little brat.
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10-02-2006, 04:02 PM
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| V.I.P User  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby
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Tokenz: 1,129 | Re: Little Johnny strikes again! lmao funny |
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10-02-2006, 07:25 PM
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| My heart belongs to a Jersey boy Senior Staff  Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: somewhere in Jersey they tell me
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Tokenz: 14,022 | Re: Little Johnny strikes again! lol nice |
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10-05-2006, 03:08 PM
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| Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006
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Tokenz: 120 | Re: Little Johnny strikes again! rofl i thought at first it was gunna be boring but it turned out funny  |
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