Mrs Behavin

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade,especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced ofher own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and adesirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and allconquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, Lost the war and haunted bypast mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide with borders nowunpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirstfor spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like the USA. Ruled by a dick.

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SilentEyz

Lol.. Good one, Don't think I could argue with it too much

TheOriginalJames

haha just goes to show you the simplicity of men is superior.

RecklessTim

Well a razor would take care of that wild side

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Mr President;
It has been reported that you are here to "lecture" us on democracy and human rights. But with a record like yours, you will not be very convincing.

elluko

ha! Burn on bush. was that supposed to be a burn on men, a fact, a compliment or just a point?

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ClickMe

The Geography of a Woman
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.

Temperamental

lol, I read that one on coolquotescollection.com

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-Invader Zim, ice cream vendor.

satinbutterfly

Nice.

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"I love to do the things the censors won't pass." ~ Marilyn Monroe

COOL_BREEZE2

That's really accurate and funny at the same time.

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Yeah, there always after my lucky charms. What? Why does every one always laugh when I say that. They are after me lucky charms. What?

Breath

No one told me this was supposed to be my dream man.