A Virgin's Worst Nightmare

GuesSAngel · 09-13-2006, 12:26 PM

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

* * * * * * * * *

White2000GT · 09-13-2006, 12:48 PM

Oh snaps! Now that would be an awkward moment if there ever was one!

PrincessJettMicheyl · 09-13-2006, 12:50 PM

hee hee hee... oh well.

Maritxu · 09-13-2006, 12:51 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!
I'd want to die!

Amadeus · 09-13-2006, 03:04 PM

Oh, God! I think I wouldn't breath if that happend. LMFAO!

Love your romantic signeture.

rh26 · 10-05-2006, 04:27 PM

roflmao funny as hell

Homer · 10-05-2006, 04:31 PM

great lol

Shaun744 · 10-05-2006, 09:17 PM

lol...Funny stuff

09-13-2006, 12:26 PM	#1
GuesSAngel The newest, greatest mom in the world Staff Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: PA Posts: 14,751 Tokenz: 22,131	A Virgin's Worst Nightmare A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." * * * * * * * * * __________________ Proud mommy...best thing I've ever been called

09-13-2006, 12:48 PM	#2
White2000GT Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 3,454 Tokenz: 451	Re: A Virgin's Worst Nightmare Oh snaps! Now that would be an awkward moment if there ever was one!

09-13-2006, 12:50 PM	#3
PrincessJettMicheyl Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Maryland, USA Posts: 541 Tokenz: 122	Re: A Virgin's Worst Nightmare hee hee hee... oh well. __________________ Got a problem? Question? Complaint? Call my personal help-line 240-329-2435 For the Honor of Gray Skull!!

09-13-2006, 12:51 PM	#4
Maritxu OTz's Official Spanish Hottie Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Spain Posts: 3,206 Tokenz: 1,097	Re: A Virgin's Worst Nightmare ROFLMAO!!!!!! I'd want to die!

09-13-2006, 03:04 PM	#5
Amadeus Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Manhattan, NewYork Posts: 19	Re: A Virgin's Worst Nightmare Oh, God! I think I wouldn't breath if that happend. LMFAO! Love your romantic signeture.

10-05-2006, 04:27 PM	#6
rh26 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18 Tokenz: 121	Re: A Virgin's Worst Nightmare roflmao funny as hell __________________ i love funny stuff youll see me replying to jokes alot in the humor forums

10-05-2006, 04:31 PM	#7
Homer Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Tokenz: 542	Re: A Virgin's Worst Nightmare great lol

10-05-2006, 09:17 PM	#8
Shaun744 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: UK Posts: 13 Tokenz: 123	Re: A Virgin's Worst Nightmare lol...Funny stuff

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