Duffus

Their was this lady window shopping along the street when a man asked her if she wanted to she something in his store. She looked in the store and said, "I really don't think I should"

The man said, "don't worry you'll like it!" They both went into the store and he guided her towards a dark closet. He opened the door and told her, "It's inside here"

"Oh, really don't think I should do this. I really don't know you." The woman explained.

The man walked in and pulled on the light chain in the center of the closet. It was very dim and all the lady saw was, A table, two chairs and two fuzzy balls on top of the table.

The lady said, "What is this?"

"Just watch me show you what my fuzzy balls can do.", the man replied. He started to rub his hands together and then said, "Fuzzy balls! Join!"

The balls bounced up and down. Bounce, bounce, bounce then merged together as one. It was huge!

The woman looked at this and replied, "What the?"

"Just look at this. Fuzzy ball the chairs!" Bounce, bounce, bounce, sllllllllurp! The fuzzy ball consumed the chairs and became ever much bigger while staying on the table.

I disbalief the lady replied, "Yeah! Right!"

"Oh you haven't seen anything yet! Fuzzy ball the table!" Bounce, bounce, bounce, sllllllllurp!

The lady had enough of this nonsense and turned around to leave the closet and said, "Fuzzy ball my ASS! Bounce, bounce, bounce, sllllllllurp!