The Confession

Mrs Behavin · 09-01-2006, 11:27 PM

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, I have sinned. Many years ago, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors, which I accepted."

The priest said: "By hiding her, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."

"And what is that, my son?" said the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

Haus · 09-01-2006, 11:34 PM

Lmao!

09-01-2006, 11:27 PM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,377 Tokenz: 10,845	The Confession An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, I have sinned. Many years ago, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors, which I accepted." The priest said: "By hiding her, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question." "And what is that, my son?" said the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?" __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/ Last edited by Mrs Behavin; 09-01-2006 at 11:31 PM.

09-01-2006, 11:34 PM	#2
Haus V.I.P User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Half past a monkeys ass and quarter to it's Ballz Posts: 10,318 Tokenz: 56,243	Re: The Confession Lmao! __________________ Sex Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation Where A Guy Sticks His Location Into A Gurls Destination To Increase The Population For The Next Generation Do You Get My Explination Or Do You Need A Demonstration?

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