Random Rants

SilentEyz · 08-24-2006, 12:14 AM

Ok,

Well this is a somewhat random thread.. The last poster, posts a subject and the next poster uses it for a random rant, Joke, comment before leaving the topic of the next rant.

Red Lights

TheOriginalJames · 08-24-2006, 01:25 AM

are better than yellow lights. Fuck yellow lights. Fuck fort wayne cops. Little bastards are pulling people over because "there's a big problem with running yellows in Ft wayne"

Blah. Running reds is bad, and I sat there and watched a goddamn cop run a redlight the other day...

Rain

andcuriouser · 08-24-2006, 02:16 PM

Rain is confession weather. I hate it because it makes me desire to be completely honest, and I always end up feeling worse for it. Like yesterday. I was sitting on my porch-thing, and then it randomly started POURING. What the hell. There were barely even clouds in the sky, and then all of the sudden there was this intense downpour and I got soaked. And then I tracked water across the floor on my way to the bedroom to change. And the whole thing was stupid, because Matt wasn't home, and the fucking cat was outside, and then felt that it was necessary to track little wet paw prints all over the floor. Then, when Matt asked me how I was feeling when he got home, I was completely honest, and told him that I felt like CRAP because I got rained on, and he was slightly late, and there was nothing to eat, and I wasn't going to go shopping because it was fucking raining.

Damn, that was long. Okay.

Burnt-out light bulbs.

Jersey · 08-24-2006, 05:11 PM

for the love of god- a light bulb only seems to burn out when its dark and you have just come home and have 123123 million things in your hand.. then trip and drop everything all over the floor and then have ot search the linen closet to find out where the hell you put the last light bulb....

(and yes-- this exact story has happened to me.... two days ago)

ok-- someone go with--RUBBER NECKERS!

TheOriginalJames · 08-24-2006, 07:09 PM

I'm a rubber necker. Cause I'm an idiot, but 5 years without an accident I think I'm doing well. I hate it when people rubber neck though and drive right off the road into a light pole or a car in a left turn lane. I have SOOO seen that happen, and I couldn't help but laugh at how stupid these people were after I figured out if they were ok or not. (they were, a soccer mom on the phone in her big ass truck hit a light pole...)

Topic: After getting home, you realize you forgot the one thing you actually went to the grocery store to get.

lemon · 08-24-2006, 07:48 PM

guess the grocery store doesnt carry that item.

street racers

TheOriginalJames · 08-24-2006, 08:23 PM

Have fun, just don't do it on a road that's known to be crawling with cops, kids, or have heavy traffic.

police officers. .. and you suck lemon

Hurt911gen · 08-24-2006, 11:45 PM

I hate traffic cops...they always act like dicks when they see my Valentine 1. Oh, and infared detectors are for those with small penises (or huge vaginas)

In-n-out burgers...

lemon · 08-25-2006, 10:32 AM

i fucking hate advertisments. especially new burgers at a place like sonic. they advertise and then dont tell you how much it is. and then they hit you up with a promo price of like 4 fucking dollars for a drink. and that really fucking sucks.

no james, i dont suck.

------- topic:

microsoft windows

SilentEyz · 08-26-2006, 12:56 AM

Microsft Windows, What a pain in the .. I mean, DO they really need a new Window program every couple years, that all work basically the same anyway, Just another excuse to get you to spend a few hundred bucks on something new and improved, just so you can get it home only to realize the few changes that were made are a bigger pain in your, The point is, You find out you prefered the old windowns better anyway, so the new 900$ computer sits unused, while you keep typing away on the old one bcse at least you understand how it all works,
Granted you probably just figured it completly out a couple weeks before the new one was released, and you know you will figure out the new one, but who the hell has time for that right now..Dammit there are posts to be made.

Topic: Grocery Stores

lemon · 08-26-2006, 01:01 AM

damn i need a rotflmmfao smiley...

but true - there is not much more microsoft can do, except truly get away from dos ( which they never will - they hinge on backwards compatibility [ for a time ] and then stop tech support after a few years to get you to upgrade and all ) but they still use dos. no matter what they say, they use dos.

------------

grocery store. hhmmmmmmm.....

bait and switch. i detest that practice they actively participate in. and its illegal, but by the time you could actually do something about it, it would be too late.

--------

bright headlights on cars

Kat · 10-16-2006, 12:58 AM

dragging up an old thread I know ... but i just had ta....especially since I ran into this tonight

Freaking bright headlights on cars suck...as if it isnt bad enough its raining out... you're tired...you have a headach...and its foggy...then you got some asshole with the bright headlights on (the illegal ones too) making it even harder for you to see where you're going...so you have to pull over and wait till he decides to pass you...and he just sits there like an idoit even though you have your blinker on showing him you are temp. not moving...its late you just want to go home and go to bed...but now because of his bright ass lights ...and slow reactions ... you have to actually pull into someones driveway before he gets the point and drives on by.

Topic (if anyone wants to continue): people switching into the turn lane to get to the front of the line...then last minte trying to switch back to the straight lane

elluko · 10-16-2006, 04:13 AM

Yeah, what she said, and I saw a group of horney frenchmen in a pickup truck attdmpt to do that the othe day and they crashed into a pregnant goat licking tartar sauce off the road.
random enuff?

soggy cereal

SilentEyz · 10-16-2006, 10:42 PM

Soggy cereal, Biggest problem with soggy cereal, besides the obvious fact that it is SOGGY.. have you ever really tried to eat this shit.. man tastes like dried cardboard as it slides down your throat.. there is absolutly no taste to it.. besides if you let it sit there long enough to get soggy, what is the point, you obviously could not have been that hungry to start with or it would not have had time to get soggy.

Hospitals

elluko · 10-16-2006, 11:06 PM

Hospitals suck, and cemetarys rock. If you want my opinion, people should be buried in hospitals and treated in cemetaries. and whats with the smell? would it kill them to spray some air freshener in there once in a while.

Death.

08-24-2006, 12:14 AM	#1
SilentEyz V.I.P User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,619 Tokenz: 1,301	Random Rants Ok, Well this is a somewhat random thread.. The last poster, posts a subject and the next poster uses it for a random rant, Joke, comment before leaving the topic of the next rant. Red Lights

10-16-2006, 12:58 AM	#12
Kat Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: CT Posts: 8,148 Tokenz: 4,073	Re: Random Rants dragging up an old thread I know ... but i just had ta....especially since I ran into this tonight Freaking bright headlights on cars suck...as if it isnt bad enough its raining out... you're tired...you have a headach...and its foggy...then you got some asshole with the bright headlights on (the illegal ones too) making it even harder for you to see where you're going...so you have to pull over and wait till he decides to pass you...and he just sits there like an idoit even though you have your blinker on showing him you are temp. not moving...its late you just want to go home and go to bed...but now because of his bright ass lights ...and slow reactions ... you have to actually pull into someones driveway before he gets the point and drives on by. Topic (if anyone wants to continue): people switching into the turn lane to get to the front of the line...then last minte trying to switch back to the straight lane __________________ Life is what you make of it....dont waste a moment...it ends too soon

10-16-2006, 04:13 AM	#13
elluko V.I.P User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: BC Canada, Eh? Posts: 4,036 Tokenz: 961	Re: Random Rants Yeah, what she said, and I saw a group of horney frenchmen in a pickup truck attdmpt to do that the othe day and they crashed into a pregnant goat licking tartar sauce off the road. random enuff? soggy cereal __________________

10-16-2006, 10:42 PM	#14
SilentEyz V.I.P User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,619 Tokenz: 1,301	Re: Random Rants Soggy cereal, Biggest problem with soggy cereal, besides the obvious fact that it is SOGGY.. have you ever really tried to eat this shit.. man tastes like dried cardboard as it slides down your throat.. there is absolutly no taste to it.. besides if you let it sit there long enough to get soggy, what is the point, you obviously could not have been that hungry to start with or it would not have had time to get soggy. Hospitals

10-16-2006, 11:06 PM	#15
elluko V.I.P User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: BC Canada, Eh? Posts: 4,036 Tokenz: 961	Re: Random Rants Hospitals suck, and cemetarys rock. If you want my opinion, people should be buried in hospitals and treated in cemetaries. and whats with the smell? would it kill them to spray some air freshener in there once in a while. Death. __________________

08-24-2006, 01:25 AM	#2
TheOriginalJames Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 24,729	are better than yellow lights. Fuck yellow lights. Fuck fort wayne cops. Little bastards are pulling people over because "there's a big problem with running yellows in Ft wayne" Blah. Running reds is bad, and I sat there and watched a goddamn cop run a redlight the other day... Rain

08-24-2006, 02:16 PM	#3
andcuriouser V.I.P User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: It's pronounced "Trawna" Posts: 4,075 Tokenz: 697	Rain is confession weather. I hate it because it makes me desire to be completely honest, and I always end up feeling worse for it. Like yesterday. I was sitting on my porch-thing, and then it randomly started POURING. What the hell. There were barely even clouds in the sky, and then all of the sudden there was this intense downpour and I got soaked. And then I tracked water across the floor on my way to the bedroom to change. And the whole thing was stupid, because Matt wasn't home, and the fucking cat was outside, and then felt that it was necessary to track little wet paw prints all over the floor. Then, when Matt asked me how I was feeling when he got home, I was completely honest, and told him that I felt like CRAP because I got rained on, and he was slightly late, and there was nothing to eat, and I wasn't going to go shopping because it was fucking raining. Damn, that was long. Okay. Burnt-out light bulbs.

08-24-2006, 05:11 PM	#4
Jersey Mrs. Dontchaknow Senior Staff Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Flo-Rida Posts: 18,040 Tokenz: 234,527	for the love of god- a light bulb only seems to burn out when its dark and you have just come home and have 123123 million things in your hand.. then trip and drop everything all over the floor and then have ot search the linen closet to find out where the hell you put the last light bulb.... (and yes-- this exact story has happened to me.... two days ago) ok-- someone go with--RUBBER NECKERS!

08-24-2006, 07:09 PM	#5
TheOriginalJames Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 24,729	I'm a rubber necker. Cause I'm an idiot, but 5 years without an accident I think I'm doing well. I hate it when people rubber neck though and drive right off the road into a light pole or a car in a left turn lane. I have SOOO seen that happen, and I couldn't help but laugh at how stupid these people were after I figured out if they were ok or not. (they were, a soccer mom on the phone in her big ass truck hit a light pole...) Topic: After getting home, you realize you forgot the one thing you actually went to the grocery store to get.

08-24-2006, 07:48 PM	#6
lemon Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,514	guess the grocery store doesnt carry that item. street racers

08-24-2006, 08:23 PM	#7
TheOriginalJames Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 24,729	Have fun, just don't do it on a road that's known to be crawling with cops, kids, or have heavy traffic. police officers. .. and you suck lemon

08-25-2006, 10:32 AM	#9
lemon Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,514	i fucking hate advertisments. especially new burgers at a place like sonic. they advertise and then dont tell you how much it is. and then they hit you up with a promo price of like 4 fucking dollars for a drink. and that really fucking sucks. no james, i dont suck. ------- topic: microsoft windows

08-26-2006, 12:56 AM	#10
SilentEyz V.I.P User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,619 Tokenz: 1,301	Microsft Windows, What a pain in the .. I mean, DO they really need a new Window program every couple years, that all work basically the same anyway, Just another excuse to get you to spend a few hundred bucks on something new and improved, just so you can get it home only to realize the few changes that were made are a bigger pain in your, The point is, You find out you prefered the old windowns better anyway, so the new 900$ computer sits unused, while you keep typing away on the old one bcse at least you understand how it all works, Granted you probably just figured it completly out a couple weeks before the new one was released, and you know you will figure out the new one, but who the hell has time for that right now..Dammit there are posts to be made. Topic: Grocery Stores

08-26-2006, 01:01 AM	#11
lemon Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,514	damn i need a rotflmmfao smiley... but true - there is not much more microsoft can do, except truly get away from dos ( which they never will - they hinge on backwards compatibility [ for a time ] and then stop tech support after a few years to get you to upgrade and all ) but they still use dos. no matter what they say, they use dos. ------------ grocery store. hhmmmmmmm..... bait and switch. i detest that practice they actively participate in. and its illegal, but by the time you could actually do something about it, it would be too late. -------- bright headlights on cars

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