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08-16-2006, 09:59 AM
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| Boss Administrator  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Warner Robins, GA
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Tokenz: 246,710   |  Stupid...but cute joke A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, sla ms and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the caske t... and, (hopefully you're ready for this!!!) The coffin stops!
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08-16-2006, 10:01 AM
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| Member  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby
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08-16-2006, 04:27 PM
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08-16-2006, 04:32 PM
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| Moderator Staff  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas
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Tokenz: 12,138 | RE: Stupid...but cute joke :rofl oh good gravy! I wasnt expecting that one! |
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08-17-2006, 12:24 AM
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| Banned Join Date: Mar 2005
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| RE: Stupid...but cute joke :funnah sure  wned me... i wasnt thinking of that at all. :lol |
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08-17-2006, 12:31 AM
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| Banned Join Date: Feb 2005
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08-17-2006, 12:33 AM
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| Mrs. Dontchaknow Senior Staff  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Flo-Rida
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Tokenz: 234,530 | i actually had to say it out loud to get it.. hahaha.. wasnt expecting that!!!
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