Day at the office

Mrs Behavin · 08-14-2006, 07:56 AM

A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN.

HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"

THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED.

WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP.

HE ZIPPED UP AND, REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY.

WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?"

THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "NO BOSS, I DIDN'T...ALL I SAW WAS A MINI-VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES."

horseshoeing · 08-14-2006, 08:41 AM

If I was the boss, she would of told me that all she saw was a yogo.

ecstatikk · 08-15-2006, 04:03 PM

he shoulda told her he left it open 4 me :hump

:hump :hump

hhayes · 08-15-2006, 06:13 PM

:lol :lol

Rusteh · 08-15-2006, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hhayes

:lol :lol

08-14-2006, 07:56 AM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,377 Tokenz: 10,840	Day at the office A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN. HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?" THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP. HE ZIPPED UP AND, REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY. WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?" THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "NO BOSS, I DIDN'T...ALL I SAW WAS A MINI-VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES." __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

08-15-2006, 04:03 PM	#3
ecstatikk Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 21 Tokenz: 120	RE: Day at the office he shoulda told her he left it open 4 me :hump :hump :hump

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08-14-2006, 08:41 AM	#2
horseshoeing Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: GA Posts: 2,209 Tokenz: 479	If I was the boss, she would of told me that all she saw was a yogo.

08-15-2006, 06:13 PM	#4
hhayes Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby Posts: 6,250 Tokenz: 1,290	:lol :lol