Girls cant have one

Mrs Behavin · 07-29-2006, 04:32 PM

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football.
The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah!"
The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!"
Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boy's bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his most private of parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!"
The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl, "Well, what do you have to say NOW?"
So she pulls up her dress and says...
"My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"

wned :rofl

elluko · 08-05-2006, 03:14 PM

OWNED! is damn right!

White2000GT · 08-05-2006, 03:56 PM

That is so true though.

TheOriginalJames · 08-05-2006, 04:34 PM

LMAO!!! Wow, she just owned him hardcore. :rofl

Haus · 08-06-2006, 02:02 AM

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

wned

07-29-2006, 04:32 PM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,802 Tokenz: 12,138	Girls cant have one Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah!" The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boy's bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his most private of parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!" The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl, "Well, what do you have to say NOW?" So she pulls up her dress and says... "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!" wned :rofl __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

08-05-2006, 03:14 PM	#2
elluko V.I.P User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: BC Canada, Eh? Posts: 4,036 Tokenz: 961	RE: Girls cant have one OWNED! is damn right! __________________

08-06-2006, 02:02 AM	#5
Haus Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Half past a monkeys ass and quarter to it's Ballz Posts: 10,856 Tokenz: 28,269	RE: Girls cant have one :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl wned __________________ Sex Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation Where A Guy Sticks His Location Into A Gurls Destination To Increase The Population For The Next Generation Do You Get My Explination Or Do You Need A Demonstration?

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White2000GT Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 3,601 Tokenz: 469	That is so true though.

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