Red Balls

Mrs Behavin · 07-29-2006, 04:28 PM

There was a lady who was in bed with her lover one day,
when she hears a noise and realizes that her husband is home
early from work. She has no idea what to do with her lover so she
sticks him in the closet and successfully covers up every
part of his body except his balls. Thinking quick, she paints
his balls red with some spray paint.

Her husband comes up to the bedroom and opens the closet
doors to get out some clothes and notices the red balls hanging
there. "What are these?" he asks.

"Oh, those are just some Christmas Bells I picked up on
sale this afternoon," she answers.

He toys with them for a second and realizes that they are
not making noise, so he pulls them apart and clangs them
together, but all he hears is "uuuggghhh."

He says, "Honey, these things aren't working right, let me
try again. So he pulls them farther apart and bangs them
together. Still the only noise made is "UUUGGGHHH."

He is beginning to get a little annoyed and he says, "I am
gonna try once more and if these things do not chime, I am
gonna throw them in the fireplace and burn them. So he
stretches them as far apart as he can and slams them
together. At that moment the guys sticks his head out of
the closet and screams,

"DING DONG, MOTHERFUCKER! DING DONG!"

UGHlyBAStard · 07-29-2006, 04:33 PM

I thought this was about the Pope. I would like a refund please.

elluko · 08-06-2006, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UGHlyBAStard

I thought this was about the Pope. I would like a refund please.

WTF?

hhayes · 08-06-2006, 05:52 PM

07-29-2006, 04:28 PM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,377 Tokenz: 10,815	Red Balls There was a lady who was in bed with her lover one day, when she hears a noise and realizes that her husband is home early from work. She has no idea what to do with her lover so she sticks him in the closet and successfully covers up every part of his body except his balls. Thinking quick, she paints his balls red with some spray paint. Her husband comes up to the bedroom and opens the closet doors to get out some clothes and notices the red balls hanging there. "What are these?" he asks. "Oh, those are just some Christmas Bells I picked up on sale this afternoon," she answers. He toys with them for a second and realizes that they are not making noise, so he pulls them apart and clangs them together, but all he hears is "uuuggghhh." He says, "Honey, these things aren't working right, let me try again. So he pulls them farther apart and bangs them together. Still the only noise made is "UUUGGGHHH." He is beginning to get a little annoyed and he says, "I am gonna try once more and if these things do not chime, I am gonna throw them in the fireplace and burn them. So he stretches them as far apart as he can and slams them together. At that moment the guys sticks his head out of the closet and screams, "DING DONG, MOTHERFUCKER! DING DONG!" __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

07-29-2006, 04:33 PM	#2
UGHlyBAStard Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3 Tokenz: 120	RE: Red Balls I thought this was about the Pope. I would like a refund please.

08-06-2006, 05:52 PM	#4
hhayes Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby Posts: 6,250 Tokenz: 1,289	LMAO

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