The Flower Show

Mrs Behavin · 07-29-2006, 09:56 AM

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 note The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
:rofl

lemon · 07-29-2006, 11:53 AM

:rofl :rofl

DarthMan · 07-30-2006, 04:20 AM

Hahaha :rofl

TheOriginalJames · 07-30-2006, 04:23 AM

hahahaha that is so wrong....

ah crap... here come the mental images... :barf :willynilly

Haus · 07-30-2006, 04:57 AM

:lol :lol :lol :lol

R.A.T. Army · 08-03-2006, 09:51 PM

:laughing

elluko · 08-05-2006, 05:49 AM

That, is god-damn hilarious

07-29-2006, 09:56 AM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,802 Tokenz: 12,137	The Flower Show Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!" "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 note The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement." :rofl __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

07-29-2006, 11:53 AM	#2
lemon Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,514	RE: The Flower Show :rofl :rofl

07-30-2006, 04:23 AM	#4
TheOriginalJames Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 24,729	RE: The Flower Show hahahaha that is so wrong.... ah crap... here come the mental images... :barf :willynilly

07-30-2006, 04:57 AM	#5
Haus Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Half past a monkeys ass and quarter to it's Ballz Posts: 10,856 Tokenz: 28,269	RE: The Flower Show :lol :lol :lol :lol __________________ Sex Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation Where A Guy Sticks His Location Into A Gurls Destination To Increase The Population For The Next Generation Do You Get My Explination Or Do You Need A Demonstration?

08-03-2006, 09:51 PM	#6
R.A.T. Army Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 378 Tokenz: 159	RE: The Flower Show :laughing

07-30-2006, 04:20 AM	#3
DarthMan Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Serbia Posts: 43 Tokenz: 121	Hahaha :rofl

08-05-2006, 05:49 AM	#7
elluko V.I.P User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: BC Canada, Eh? Posts: 4,036 Tokenz: 961	That, is god-damn hilarious __________________

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