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| Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas
Posts: 20,377
Tokenz: 10,815 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Lets see how fucked up we can make a story. I will write a line, then the next guy write a line etc... lets see what we end up with. Ready? I was walking down the street yesterday when all of the sudden... (Place your line here) |
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| Proud Father & Administrator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Allentown, PA
Posts: 7,732
Tokenz: 127,181 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | I saw a piece of partially chewed gum on the sidewalk...
__________________ Mr President; It has been reported that you are here to "lecture" us on democracy and human rights. But with a record like yours, you will not be very convincing. |
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| Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas
Posts: 20,377
Tokenz: 10,815 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | and I paused for second.... |
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| Banned Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 0
![]() | wondered what harm it could do... |
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| Proud Father & Administrator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Allentown, PA
Posts: 7,732
Tokenz: 127,181 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | So I picked it up and stuck it under the brim of my hat for later.
__________________ Mr President; It has been reported that you are here to "lecture" us on democracy and human rights. But with a record like yours, you will not be very convincing. |
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| Banned Join Date: Feb 2005
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![]() | Three hours later I realized it was still there... |
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| Proud Father & Administrator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Allentown, PA
Posts: 7,732
Tokenz: 127,181 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | so I went to pick it off and eat it when I noticed that sticking out from the side of it was the biggest...
__________________ Mr President; It has been reported that you are here to "lecture" us on democracy and human rights. But with a record like yours, you will not be very convincing. |
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| Banned Join Date: Feb 2005
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![]() | cat that I've ever seen on the planet... |
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| V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 2,894
Tokenz: 1,143 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | and this cat could talk and called herself... |
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| Banned Join Date: Feb 2005
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![]() | Snuffleupicus Farfignuten |
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| Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas
Posts: 20,377
Tokenz: 10,815 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Snuffleupicus Farfignuten has PMS and ESP..... |
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| Banned Join Date: Feb 2005
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![]() | so I decided it'd be best if I jsut put her out of her misery... |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 576
Tokenz: 478 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | so i pulled out my 20gauge....
__________________ will work for tokens! |
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| Member Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 70
Tokenz: 123 ![]() | And put it in the cat's arse |
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| Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NJ
Posts: 3,565
Tokenz: 541 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | the cat looked at me and i felt like |
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