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Old 07-16-2006, 02:17 AM   #1
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Lets see how fucked up we can make a story.

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I was walking down the street yesterday when all of the sudden... (Place your line here)
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I saw a piece of partially chewed gum on the sidewalk...
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Old 07-16-2006, 02:23 AM   #3
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and I paused for second....
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wondered what harm it could do...
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So I picked it up and stuck it under the brim of my hat for later.
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Three hours later I realized it was still there...
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so I went to pick it off and eat it when I noticed that sticking out from the side of it was the biggest...
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cat that I've ever seen on the planet...
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and this cat could talk and called herself...
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Snuffleupicus Farfignuten has PMS and ESP.....
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so I decided it'd be best if I jsut put her out of her misery...
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And put it in the cat's arse
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the cat looked at me and i felt like
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