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07-13-2006, 03:56 AM
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| Moderator Staff  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas
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Tokenz: 12,138   |  The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Good : Your wife is pregnant. Bad : It's triplets. Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good : Your wife's not talking to you Bad : She wants a divorce. Ugly : She's a lawyer. Good : Your son is finally maturing. Bad : He's involved with the women next door. Ugly : So are you. Good : Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly : You're in them. Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad : You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them. Good : Your husband understands fashion. Bad : He's a cross-dresser. Ugly : He looks better than you. Good : You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter. Bad : She keeps interrupting. Ugly : With corrections Good : Your son is dating someone new. Bad : It's another man. Ugly : He's your best friend. Good : Your daughter got a new job. Bad : As a hooker. Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients. Way ugly : She makes more money th an you do. |
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07-13-2006, 11:09 PM
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| V.I.P User  Join Date: Jun 2006
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Tokenz: 1,301 | RE: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly :funnah |
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07-13-2006, 11:18 PM
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| Banned Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 24,729
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07-13-2006, 11:22 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby
Posts: 6,383
Tokenz: 1,115 | RE: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly i like those lol |
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07-14-2006, 02:30 AM
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| Banned Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 8,514
| RE: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly holy shit @ more money ... fucking  wned wned |
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