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Old 07-13-2006, 03:47 AM   #1
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Default Dangerous situation

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same
speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are
also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
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Old 04-20-2008, 02:34 PM   #2
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lol!!!
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Old 04-20-2008, 02:46 PM   #3
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What the shit?
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Pull out my nine and bust a cap yo. I went through the same shit in grand theft auto san andreas.
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I repped yo ass Amy
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heh...
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I swear this happened to me after a big acid trip once.....
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behave
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