Virus Alerts

Mrs Behavin · 05-22-2006, 07:19 PM

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive . .
with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes! your computer to keep counting and recounting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

The Ellen Degene res Virus - Hard Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care !

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . then discards it through Windows

TheOriginalJames · 05-22-2006, 07:40 PM

Quote:

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahaa

Rusteh · 05-22-2006, 07:45 PM

YIPPEE for anti-virus

kittylover02 · 06-06-2006, 03:20 PM

lol nice

05-22-2006, 07:19 PM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,377 Tokenz: 10,815	Virus Alerts The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive . . with NO memory The Al Gore Virus - Causes! your computer to keep counting and recounting The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB The Ellen Degene res Virus - Hard Disks can no longer be inserted The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care ! The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . then discards it through Windows __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

05-22-2006, 07:45 PM	#3
Rusteh V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,894 Tokenz: 1,143	RE: Virus Alerts YIPPEE for anti-virus

06-06-2006, 03:20 PM	#4
kittylover02 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1 Tokenz: 120	RE: Virus Alerts lol nice

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