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Old 05-19-2006, 03:19 PM   #1
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John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic
neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big
juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were eating cold
tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday
of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had
to be done about John, he was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of
Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore. They decided to try and convert
John to be a Catholic. They went over and talked to him and were so happy
that he decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic. They
took him to Church, and the Priest sprinkled some water over him, and said,
"You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a
Catholic."

The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved.

The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came,
and just at supper time, when the neighborhood was setting down to their
tuna fish dinner, came the wafting smell of steak cooking on a grill. The
neighborhood men could not believe their noses! WHAT WAS GOING ON? They
called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he
had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent? The group arrived just in
time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He
was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were
born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish." :lol
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