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Old 05-18-2006, 03:25 AM   #1
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I think I'm in love with my dentist. I used to be in love with her assistant, who is younger and dyes her hair Shibuya blonde and who always smiles at me, even when she's sucking the saliva out of another patient. But I don't love that slut anymore: I love "Sensei."

Sensei looks 40ish although I'm feeble at guessing the age of a Japanese woman, especially one who habitually wears a mask. It would be inappropriate to ask so instead I speculate on whether she has any grey hairs on her pussy. I rather think she does have a few distinguished curlies, don't you? And then I wonder as she competently and lovingly scrapes the plaque off my molars with her dental piks and assorted vibrators if she ever peaks at my crotch. You'd think she would, wouldn't you?

My favorite part of our time together is at the end when she sits next to me and with our legs touching patiently explains what she wants to do to me at our next encounter and how much she wants to charge me to do it. She speaks as if my life is in danger but I blow up my chest and smile radiantly: "Sensei, I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it." Oh how I love calling her "Sensei."

One of Sensei's endearing qualities, of which I'm sure she has many, is her apparent hunger. I've been seeing her off and on for several weeks now and each time her stomach growls like a third worlder. She momentarily freezes until her assistant begins to giggle (stupid slut) and then Sensei laughs herself and demurely says "shitsurei shimasu." I can't talk or I'd offer her a sardine but I smile radiantly, happy to have shared this intimate moment with Sensei. One day I hope to hear her fart...

Sensei is a fine woman specimen and I'm achin' to ask her out. I have an appointment next week and I might just go for it:"If you like my teeth, you're gonna love my tongue so let's have fun with me!" I've wisely sent my girlfriend to Australia for the next two weeks so I can bring Sensei back to my place for the root canal of her life. And I assure you I shall continue to call her "Sensei" even as I drill her from behind.

Whoa! Stop what you're doing and slowly put down your dick, nice and gentle like...Obviously I'm jumping the gun a bit but I think it's about time I shagged a professional woman, don't you? I've had it with all that teenage skank, the brainless OL's and bored housewives, I WANNA F*CK SOMEONE I CAN RESPECT!

Anyone had any experience with that? I mean has anyone scooped a doctor, lawyer, or rich-b*tch executive?
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Nope and I wouldnt wanna. All the Drs I have ever come in contact with here in the ER, all have their noses stuck so high in the air. Plus I wouldnt wanna get something I cant wash off cause everyone else has the same idea as you about wanting to fuck a DR.
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No offence Gaijin but your train of thought seems a little messed up to me. I appreciate your eloquence but feel a little dirty after reading your posts (I'm including the underwear thread). Maybe it's just me.

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i wonder what he has his hand rapped around as he post, not that i care. :barf
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Well at least he's speaking intelligibly and coherently. Do you really think it's a good idea to ask her out on your appointment with her? It would make more sense if youd did it somewhere in-between or after her work hours. I'm sure most working people don't like being asked out at work because it messes with their concentration. You might make her accidentally snap a patient's tooth off if she's too distracted by her future meeting with you in-person, provided that she accepts your offer. I'm just wondering though, are you Japanese yourself? Because this sure seems like some awfully appropriate material for Japanese Ecchi comics or anime if you know what I mean (you know, "panchiro" or however it is you spell that).

Good luck to you.
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www.myfreepaysite.com

and if you're going to swear just do it, putting a star in the middle of "shit" doesn't make it less offensive (for those pussies who find it offensive)
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The first part of his name is Gaijin, which I'm pretty sure is what the Japanese call foreigners & I think the rest is supposed to be from or of Tokyo. So I think it's safe to assume he is a westerner living in Japan.

... oh & I agree he does speak coherently, in fact his turn of phrase is almost poetic.

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