Redneck working on computers

Mrs Behavin · 05-01-2006, 05:38 PM

10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer:

1 - The monitor is up on blocks
2 - Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them
3 - The six front keys have rotted out
4 - The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them
5 - The numeric keypad only goes up to six
6 - The password is BUBBA
7 - There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU
8 - There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive
9 - The keyboard is camouflaged
And, the best way to tell if a REDNECK has been working on a computer is......
10 - The Mouse is referred to as a 'Critter'

TheOriginalJames · 05-01-2006, 05:52 PM

How can you tell which Computer is Mrs Behavins and which is Bossmans?

Mrs Behavins has white out on the monitor.

:rofl

Mrs Behavin · 05-01-2006, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2000Si

How can you tell which Computer is Mrs Behavins and which is Bossmans?

Mrs Behavins has white out on the monitor.

:rofl

I dont get it

TheOriginalJames · 05-01-2006, 06:08 PM

haha! that makes it even better..

Mrs Behavin · 05-01-2006, 06:24 PM

okay now Im embarrassed!

Rusteh · 05-01-2006, 06:27 PM

hhayes · 05-01-2006, 06:58 PM

05-01-2006, 05:38 PM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,042 Tokenz: 16,493	Redneck working on computers 10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer: 1 - The monitor is up on blocks 2 - Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them 3 - The six front keys have rotted out 4 - The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them 5 - The numeric keypad only goes up to six 6 - The password is BUBBA 7 - There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU 8 - There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive 9 - The keyboard is camouflaged And, the best way to tell if a REDNECK has been working on a computer is...... 10 - The Mouse is referred to as a 'Critter' __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/

05-01-2006, 05:52 PM	#2
TheOriginalJames The one and only Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 24,549 Tokenz: 37,193	RE: Redneck working on computers How can you tell which Computer is Mrs Behavins and which is Bossmans? Mrs Behavins has white out on the monitor. :rofl __________________ You're beautiful

05-01-2006, 06:08 PM	#4
TheOriginalJames The one and only Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 24,549 Tokenz: 37,193	RE: Redneck working on computers haha! that makes it even better.. __________________ You're beautiful

05-01-2006, 06:24 PM	#5
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,042 Tokenz: 16,493	RE: Redneck working on computers okay now Im embarrassed! __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/

05-01-2006, 06:27 PM	#6
Rusteh V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,898 Tokenz: 978	RE: Redneck working on computers

05-01-2006, 06:58 PM	#7
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