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Old 02-22-2006, 02:39 AM   #1
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What were Eli whitney's first words?















































































get your cotton picking hands off my gin :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Old 02-22-2006, 03:01 AM   #2
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I get it...but not funny, sorry. You know why it isn't funny, cuz gin is fucking disgusting.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl for some reason i cracked up at that. :lol
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it's probably the only one liner that i know...
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you guys dont get my joke.


im hurt

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well you need to know your history before you can get the joke

Eli whitney invented the cotton Gin.

so his first words were get your cotton picking hands off my gin.


ok im done now
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