Mrs Behavin

A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers women the chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button. Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and a small signal generator in the skin under the buttocks. The patient then controls the sensation with a handheld remote.


Side Effects Of The New Orgasm Implant:

1. Dramatic increase in the number of women seen hanging out at Radio Shack.

2. Cosmopolitan magazine folds due to a drastic shortage of cover story headlines.

3. Dad: now surfs with two remotes Mom: never complains.

4. She never wants to cuddle anymore -- it's click, click, click, and she's out the door.

5. The Baptists hurriedly draft an extra Commandment.

6. Thanks to a malfunctioning garage door opener, you're looking at $600 bucks to fix the hole your wife kicked in the dashboard of your SUV.

7. "Not tonight, Honey. I have a thumb ache."

8. Finally, size really *doesn't* matter.

9. "I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention ... I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention ... I'm sorry ..."

10. Every time your cell phone rings, you feel the uncontrollable urge to shout your surgeon's name.

11. Side effects? Who cares about... oh... *oh*... OH, GOD! YESSSSSS!!!!

12. In addition to "Mute" and "Favorite," the wildly popular Radio Shack Ultimate Universal Remote now has a new button: "Big O."

13. Men no longer feel any responsibility toward satisfying their partner... errr, never mind...

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hhayes

:lol

StangMang

haha don't you girls wish

Rusteh

until that comes true....i'm here for the job :rock