Condoms

Rusteh · 02-19-2006, 03:28 AM

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."

HC_CrAzYHoRsE · 02-19-2006, 03:32 AM

LOL nice

i hope my sex life doesn't take a dive when i get married, i hear these kind of jokes all the time from married guys, kinda scary.

Rusteh · 02-19-2006, 03:47 AM

that's why i'm sticking in college for as long as i can :hump

HC_CrAzYHoRsE · 02-19-2006, 03:55 AM

even better, you should've stayed in high school

Rusteh · 02-19-2006, 03:58 AM

nah...the pedophile mustache doesn't work with me...besides...college girls are more fun and easier to get drunk...high school girls complain too much

HC_CrAzYHoRsE · 02-19-2006, 04:03 AM

true that :booze i was just looking for an excuse to post that pic

:banana

Mrs Behavin · 02-19-2006, 10:21 AM

:rofl :rofl That makes perfect sense! :rofl :rofl

hhayes · 02-20-2006, 12:10 AM

:rofl :rofl

BooFetus · 02-20-2006, 12:24 AM

02-19-2006, 03:28 AM	#1
Rusteh V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,894 Tokenz: 1,146	Condoms A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,"Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."

02-19-2006, 03:32 AM	#2
HC_CrAzYHoRsE Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 269 Tokenz: 124	RE: Condoms LOL nice i hope my sex life doesn't take a dive when i get married, i hear these kind of jokes all the time from married guys, kinda scary. __________________ well if it's gonna be that kind of party, i'm gonna stick my dick in the mash patatoes

02-19-2006, 03:47 AM	#3
Rusteh V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,894 Tokenz: 1,146	RE: Condoms that's why i'm sticking in college for as long as i can :hump

02-19-2006, 03:55 AM	#4
HC_CrAzYHoRsE Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 269 Tokenz: 124	RE: Condoms even better, you should've stayed in high school __________________ well if it's gonna be that kind of party, i'm gonna stick my dick in the mash patatoes

02-19-2006, 03:58 AM	#5
Rusteh V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,894 Tokenz: 1,146	RE: Condoms nah...the pedophile mustache doesn't work with me...besides...college girls are more fun and easier to get drunk...high school girls complain too much

02-19-2006, 04:03 AM	#6
HC_CrAzYHoRsE Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 269 Tokenz: 124	RE: Condoms true that :booze i was just looking for an excuse to post that pic :banana __________________ well if it's gonna be that kind of party, i'm gonna stick my dick in the mash patatoes

02-19-2006, 10:21 AM	#7
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,382 Tokenz: 11,267	RE: Condoms :rofl :rofl That makes perfect sense! :rofl :rofl __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

02-20-2006, 12:10 AM	#8
hhayes Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby Posts: 6,250 Tokenz: 1,297	RE: Condoms :rofl :rofl

02-20-2006, 12:24 AM	#9
BooFetus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In my skin, i would hope! Posts: 602 Tokenz: 128	RE: Condoms :lol

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