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Old 02-18-2006, 12:25 AM   #1
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Q; Why do women have ?
A; so u have something to look at while talking to them!
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:10 AM   #3
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Q; Why do women have ?
A; so u have something to look at while talking to them!

I think you missed something kinda important there chief.
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:12 AM   #4
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Oh hes saying you stare at females TITTES when you talk to them
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:20 AM   #5
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Why is this a poll?
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:31 AM   #6
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i was wondering that to LOL its to easy
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Old 02-18-2006, 05:38 AM   #7
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HA! n00bs, pffftt :think
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What are boobs Alex. OK, I'll take The Original Poster Is A Dumbass for 1000 please.
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but for the question- WTF? Was that supposed to be funny? Anyways... NEXT JOKE! Hopefully, it's not from you.
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