Here's one

Sculpin · 02-14-2006, 06:25 PM

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night.
Mick, the bartender, says "You'll not be drinking any more tonight,Paddy".
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then".

Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.
He falls flat on his face.
"Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself
off.

He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face.
"Shoite, Shoite!"
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine.

He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.

He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air' feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement.

He falls flat on his face. "Bi'Jesus... I'm f***in' p***ed," he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.

He takes a look up the stairs and says "No f***in' way".

But he crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed".

He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.

He says "F**k this, I gotta stop drinking," and falls into bed.

The next morning his wife Jess comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"

Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was f***in' p***ed. But how'd you know?"
"Mick called...... You left your wheelchair at the pub"

OUZBnd · 02-14-2006, 06:28 PM

...ouch.... hahaha

Legoman · 02-14-2006, 07:45 PM

Wtf, that's just wrong.

02-14-2006, 06:25 PM	#1
Sculpin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Here, when I'm here. Otherwise somewhere else. Posts: 263 Tokenz: 89	Here's one Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night. Mick, the bartender, says "You'll not be drinking any more tonight,Paddy". Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then". Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. "Shoite, Shoite!" He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air' feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement. He falls flat on his face. "Bi'Jesus... I'm f*in' ped," he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fin' way". But he crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed". He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Fk this, I gotta stop drinking," and falls into bed. The next morning his wife Jess comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?" Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was f*in' p*ed. But how'd you know?" "Mick called...... You left your wheelchair at the pub" __________________ the early bird may get the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese

02-14-2006, 06:28 PM	#2
OUZBnd V.I.P User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cambridge, Ohio Posts: 2,919 Tokenz: 881	RE: Here's one ...ouch.... hahaha

02-14-2006, 07:45 PM	#3
Legoman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: United States, California Posts: 944 Tokenz: 136	RE: Here's one Wtf, that's just wrong. __________________ View My Special Ops Brigade Page

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