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Old 02-12-2006, 07:27 PM   #1
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I'm sure Bacon can appreciate this one...

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Two homosexuals are standing on a bridge watching the ships pass below.

One guy says to the other..."What kind of ship is that?" The other replies... "Container ship."

"OK, what's that one over there?" "Oil Tanker."

"How about that one?" "That's a ferry boat."

"Wow! I knew we were strong, but I never knew we had our own NAVY!"
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Old 02-12-2006, 08:36 PM   #2
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Old 02-12-2006, 08:53 PM   #3
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haha funny :rofl
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:fu :fu :fu :wtf tryin not to laugh
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i get it
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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