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| Jigsaw's Next Apprentice Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida
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Tokenz: 4,099 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
__________________ The first time, blood was shed The second time, limits were tested The third time, lives were taken This time, you thought it was over. You thought you were safe. You were wrong. SAW IV - The games have just begun |
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