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Old 01-14-2009, 02:44 AM   #1
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Default The first things i noticed when i moved to Queensland

* People drive really slow in the fast lane in shitty lil sports cars, hoping to enlarge something they otherwise lack.

* There are alot of ads for erectile dis function up here, anyones chances of actually meeting a man who doesn't need assistance are slim

* the ratio of men to women is 1 to 10... poor buggers

* The music sucks they have one station that is worth hearing and its all poppy shit, not metal whatsoever

So far Eden is kicking Queenslands ass by a landslide..... im giving it time though see my optimistic face
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aww shit im sorry...
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BUT BUT BUT i have an optimistic face see >>>> lol
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I'm sorry Kate! *hugs*
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* People drive really slow in the fast lane in shitty lil sports cars, hoping to enlarge something they otherwise lack.

* There are alot of ads for erectile dis function up here, anyones chances of actually meeting a man who doesn't need assistance are slim

* the ratio of men to women is 1 to 10... poor buggers

* The music sucks they have one station that is worth hearing and its all poppy shit, not metal whatsoever

So far Eden is kicking Queenslands ass by a landslide..... im giving it time though see my optimistic face
Hey hey, don't be hating on us playa. :P

Just thank your lucky stars that you don't live on the Southside of Brisbane, unless you do. For which I am really sorry.
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* The music sucks they have one station that is worth hearing and its all poppy shit, not metal whatsoever
somehow i cant imagine you trying to headbabg to girls aloud
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Hey hey, don't be hating on us playa. :P

Just thank your lucky stars that you don't live on the Southside of Brisbane, unless you do. For which I am really sorry.
I live on the southside of Brisbane It seems ok, its like just off the Gateway... am i in a shithole dude?

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If i hear Poker face one more time on the radio im going to stab someone Ian its awfully bad lol
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I live on the southside of Brisbane It seems ok, its like just off the Gateway... am i in a shithole dude?



If i hear Poker face one more time on the radio im going to stab someone Ian its awfully bad lol
stab peter ok.....i suspect he bought....gets me off the hook anyway
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WHo would want to actually pay money fer that shit, honestly and all the little kiddies dancing around in next to nothing wanting to be just like a woman who can only sing the same lines over and over again..... god damit this world has gone to hell, i think a metal lesson one on one is needed
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I live on the southside of Brisbane It seems ok, its like just off the Gateway... am i in a shithole dude?
Nah, that area isn't too bad. Logan (which is sorta a city) abit further south is a pretty big hole. Suburbs like, Kingston, Woodridge, Slacks Creek, Creatmead, Brownsplains etc. etc. are full of Islanders and bogans.

Never, ever come down this way, apart from visiting IKEA maybe.

And yes, the radio stations here are really bad. Something my friends from New Zealand never let up on.
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Are the majority of the people there inbred? I have met many people from Queensland, and I am pretty sure there mother and sister were the same person...
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WHo would want to actually pay money fer that shit, honestly and all the little kiddies dancing around in next to nothing wanting to be just like a woman who can only sing the same lines over and over again..... god damit this world has gone to hell, i think a metal lesson one on one is needed
You make interesting & coherant points and I would like to subscribe to your musings or weekly news letter.
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Nah, that area isn't too bad. Logan (which is sorta a city) abit further south is a pretty big hole. Suburbs like, Kingston, Woodridge, Slacks Creek, Creatmead, Brownsplains etc. etc. are full of Islanders and bogans.

Never, ever come down this way, apart from visiting IKEA maybe.

And yes, the radio stations here are really bad. Something my friends from New Zealand never let up on.
Oh yes i was already warned about Logan, i plan on going nowhere near that place unless absolutley necessary, there are way too many shops around this area too like really how many pizza huts are needed iin one place...

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Are the majority of the people there inbred? I have met many people from Queensland, and I am pretty sure there mother and sister were the same person...
Dude i dunno, im from Eden its quiet and peaceful most the time, every day im hearing planes fly over and i can pretty much pick what times they are coming too lol

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You make interesting & coherant points and I would like to subscribe to your musings or weekly news letter.
There is no weekly newsletter yet being that you are the only one who finds them interesting lol im sure we could work something out, perhaps i could swear at you on a daily basis or something
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