The Joker

Well, I like, sliced my thumb open with scissors (accidentally of course) a few days ago. If you want info on that, for our play, we're sticking leaves to bird nets for props, I was cutting open the bird nets, one of the wires was so tight, and I wiggled the scissors, slipped, and SLASH up my thumb.

So, blood everywhere, all down my thumn, hand, I'm holding it over my hand, laughing at the pool I see in my hand. And I asked this girl to grab me a bunch of tissues.

She got out 5, and STARTED FOLDING THEM!!?!?!?!?!?!?

So the conversation was like this:

"Can you please grab me some tissues? I don't want to get blood all over the floor."
"k, come here"
"Alright"
"*starts folding tissues*"
"Hurry up!"
"I'm trying to be neat!"
"I DONT CARE if it's neat! haha. I just want a pile of tissues"
"FINE I won't be motherly! *throws tissues on the floor and makes me scramble around to pick them up*"

Gah, I shoulda gotten a guy to do it, he would have handed me the box, got a few out and told me to get over it :P.

I ended up going to the sick bay when it didnt stop bleeding,they put a bandaid on it, and by that time the tip of my thumb was white, my hand was shaking and my thumb twitching from blood loss ^_^

Anyway, just my rant. :P

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vshayes

She was trying to be helpfull.. just not very quickly. lol

The Joker

Lol. My thumb might have been spred the twitching if she hurried up :P

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pinkporridge

clearly not a trained fist aider.. neway y woul u care about blood on the floor when ur have a dirty great big hole in ur thumb?

The Joker

It didn't hurt or anything, and it was more like a slice. And it was at the school, and their dickheads, so likely either I'D be made to remove it, or if it was difficult to remove the stain, pay for the products used and services if any are used.

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pinkporridge

yea sure they would.. they'd be more scared ud sue there ass for not giving ur child safe scissors :P... just like u can on use prit tick cs u cant sniff it and only the green tipex bottle.. not the blue cos blue is toxic

The Joker

What the hell? I understood that until halfway through.

And I'm not a child, lol. I just slipped, I should sue the company for making their ropes so damn tight.

Along with this, there were child safe scissors there, but they couldn't cut shit, and I proved my point my taping some stryofome (or h/o you spell it) to the wall, and throwing the scissors at them, the point hit, and they bounced off with the stuff on the wall unscarred.

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valley

LOL...

pinkporridge

i didnt say u were a child just my school was soo paranoid..then wouldnt give us shit

dustsped

Yikes, that's no good at all. How's your hand doing?

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HottyToddyChick

It's just a girl thing. Maybe she likes you...

I think once a girl hits puberty, it really kicks in. But if you've ever notice, toddlers will carry around baby dolls and "nurse" them and take care of them. We learn it from our moms at a very young age.

Have you got the color back in your thumb?

The Joker

Lol, she's 17, I'm 13, plus she has a BF -_-

Anyway, yea, I got he colour back lol. Only abit white, from the bandaid tho :P

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hopscotch

I think you just ran into someone who has no idea what to do in a dripping-blood situation. Not quite an emergency (look out, she'd probably be more useless) but enough urgency to go stupid. Nothing personal.

And as for the blood on the floor - most people I know tend to be careful about not getting blood all over if there's an option to do so. If it's such a dire emergency that the concentration is on saving a life, the mess is totally ignored.

HottyToddyChick

I hate the white spot bandaids make! It's always wrinkly and squishy!

Natasha

Ewwwwwwwwwww, yes it is!!! That makes me wanna vomit. BLECH!!!

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