Natasha

I have to admit, I don't know a whole lot about our new member, watermelon man, just yet. I really enjoyed this interview b/c I feel like I learned a lot about him. Thanks, Josh!!!

What's your real name? Josh Caserta
How old are you? I am currently 15 years old but hey my birthday's soon so that's cool.
Are you single or taken? As of this time I am taken yeah.
Do you have any kids? Man if I had kids right now this entire interview would be way different believe you me!
If no, do you want kids? Not really? I mean right now they just seem kinda "man these things are loud and annoying and cost money" but maybe when I'm older I'll start going senile and say "hey this would be a good idea"?
Do you have any siblings? I have a half-brother and a half sister who I don't get to see too often but hey I can talk to them on the phone!
What do you do for a living? I'm only a high school student right now!
How long have you been at your current job? This is my 11th year in the field.
How did you come up w/ your screenname? "Watermelon Man" is a pretty sweet jazz composition by Herbie Hancock, and I thought it had a silly title so I've been using that ever since.
What is your favorite hobby? I do silly drawings sometimes. That's pretty fun to do!
What brought you here to OTz? Xtrm sent me a PM on another site and I was like "oh hey this place seems pretty cool?"
What's your favorite area to visit on OTz? General Discussion because hey lots of things to talk about y'know?
What made you decide to cut your long hair off? I didn't like everyone just associating me with every other male with long hair. It happens pretty often. I actually got compared to Bo Bice who I look nothing like, so it's pretty annoying when everyone thinks you look like every other guy with long hair.
You mentioned that you still have the hair that was cut off. Have you considered donating it to Locks of Love? I have, yeah, but I'm not sure what they'd do with it? I mean they say on the site it needs to be like 10 inches but it's not all the same length because I never got it shaped or anything. Some parts are only 2 inches in the ponytail.
Have you noticed a difference in the way people treat you since you cut your hair? Well aside from some of my friends being fascinated that "hey guys remember I have a face and personality that I can be identified by instead of just my hair?", I also don't get so many people just assuming I'm some kind of trouble maker or musician or whatever.
What's your worst hangover story ever? I don't drink, all I've ever had was a glass of whiskey once but I've never gotten drunk. But hey I kind of like that "Worst Hangover Ever" song by the Offspring if that might be relevent?
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done? I prefer to try and forget stupid things I do so I don't really know?
Myspace or Facebook? I only recently got a facebook and I've got to say I prefer it over myspace exponentially. Mostly because it doesn't take me like 3 minutes to load someone's profile! Sadly, the majority of my friends don't use facebook, so I'm on myspace mostly :[
What kind of car do you drive? Can't drive! I can tell you what car I'd like to drive, but that has to wait about to more questions!
Do you like your car? See above, and now below!
What's your dream car? Man I've always wanted a 1973 Plymouth Barracuda. That's a sexy sexy car right there man!
Have you ever had a traffic citation? Nope!
Have you ever been arrested? Nope!
Do you blog? I've actually always thought the concept of blogging was kind of cool (assuming the blogger has anything interesting to say), but I never really know what to say? I mean the closest I get to blogging is the occasional post on a forum/myspace bulletin that's like "man this day was totally rad/not all that rad!"
What kind of music do you listen to? Man I can dig just about anything. I really like melodic death metal and old school rap. I've been really into this interesting metal band recently that has some old folk-ish vibe to it, they're called Korpiklaani. I'd totally suggest looking up their song "Pine Woods".
Who's your favorite band? Depends on when you ask me, right now I'd either say the Offspring or Run-DMC
What's your favorite guilty pleasure? I don't have any guilty pleasures. Man if I like something I say it loud and proud! What's there to be ashamed of?
What's your favorite TV show? I don't watch much TV anymore, I don't think anyone does. I sometimes watch stand up on Comedy Central, but usually it's someone terrible like Carlos Mencia or Larry the Cable guy (hey no offense if you like them!)
What's your opinion on guys that wear eyeliner? I've always been perfectly comfortable saying when a fellow male looks attractive, but honestly I don't like the way it looks on any guy. I also think the whole concept is weird. It's like "hey isn't that meant for girls?" Someone once told me that a long time ago guys wore eyeliner to protect their eyes from the sun or something but we have baseball caps now!
Who's your favorite OTz member? Man I love all of you!
Who's your least favorite OTz member? You know who you are.
What's your favorite place to shop at? For clothes it really doesn't matter. I go to Kohls for clothing usually. For other things I like Sam's Club because things are cheap and nice.
Do you prefer bars or clubs? Clubs because there can be a club for anything! I've never heard of an actual secret club though. Either they don't exist or they're really good at being secret!
Do you dance? An awkward, constrained white-boy dance sometimes.
Do you sing? I memorized this one song that names every country in the world a few years ago. Actually it's missing a lot but it's still a riot at parties!
What's your favorite childhood memory? Man lots of things, I like to make everything that doesn't suck my favorite memory.
Do you wear pink shirts? I don't have any but hey nothing against them!
What made you decide to enter the Sexiest OTz Man contest? I'm still pretty new so it was just an easy way to get my name out there you know? Like people would go in and be like "wait who is watermelon man I've never heard of him before! he sure is a sexy fellow though!" and look up my posts or something and it's like "sup new buddy".
Who's your favorite family member and why? Oh come on am I really expected to answer this one?
What's your least favorite thing to do? (It can be anything from going to Wal-mart, dusting the furniture, driving in the rain, or whatever) I really hate dusting because whenever I do I get a really horrible rash on my neck. I mean I have to but that really sucks. Cleaning my Chinchilla's cage yields the same results because of the dust he has to bathe in, but it also smells really bad so that's kinda worse?
What's the last movie you saw in the theater? In the theater? Wall-E. But I've been going to a drive-in more recently if that counts, because it's only like $5 and concessions are a lot cheaper too. Anyway, last movie at the drive-in was The Dark Knight.
If you were introducing yourself to a new member here, what would you tell them about you? I use a lot of exclamation points but it doesn't mean I'm yelling at you! I just think that typing with just periods and commas gets boring and dull after a while, exclamation points can make things sound more enthusiastic!
What's the last concert you attended? Oh man I saw a Motley Crue reunion concert in like 2005. Other than that I mean there was some free short Seether concert I saw one time, not a huge fan of Seether but hey it's free!
What made you want to do this interview? Same reason I entered the sexiest man contest. Just to get my name out as a member and have more people get to know me and be chums because hey everyone can be chums!

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watermelon man

This is one sexy interview I must say!

hey guys if you haven't already done one I heartily recommend it.

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Peter Parka

Good interview but I think you look better with the long hair.

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Im Doyal King

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-Mark