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Old 08-21-2008, 01:48 PM   #1
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Osama Bin Laden sent mr Bush a coded message to let him know he's still alive:

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What have condoms and women got in common?
Their either on your dick or in your wallet!
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A lady ran into her therapists office screaming "I'm a wigwaum....I'm a teepee..I'm a wigwaum...I'm a teepee"

The threapist said "Calm down...you're too tense"
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Husband say's to wife "My olympic condoms have arrived, I think i'll wear Gold tonight
Wife say's Why don't you wear Silver and cum second for a ****** change.
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