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Old 08-15-2008, 05:05 PM   #1
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Default Rebel Wife

A man is laying in bed and calls for his wife, "Honnneeey, Can I have a sandwich?"
His wife refuses.
He says, You値l rebel to anything!
A couple minutes later, the husband says, "Honeeeyy, Can you turn on the TV?"
His wife refuses.
He says, You値l rebel to anything!!
Five more minutes later, he asked his wife," Honneeey, Get me the remote?"
His wife refuses.
He says, "You値l rebel to anything!"

Then, around 1:00 AM, He called for his wife who yelled, "WHAT?!?"
"Honeeeey, Can you come here, I知 getting a little... lonely."
His wife replied, "Sure!"
He was shocked, "I thought you rebel to anything!"
His wife shrugged, "Well, Even though your penis is smaller than my vagina, I haven稚 been touched in ages!"
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Haha, sucks to be that guy.
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