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Old 08-13-2008, 08:48 PM   #1
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An Alberta couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband left Calgary and flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the
hotel.

There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his
wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email
address, and without realizing his error, sent the email to a wrong
person!!

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting
messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she
screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his
mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: January 17, 2008

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and
you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and
have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your
journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!
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Haha! xD
I laughed my head off!
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Man, I can see why she fainted LOL.
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