women are a fussy lot

skyblue · 08-13-2008, 08:37 PM

What I Want In a Man -- As Years Go By...

Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1 Breathing.
2 Doesn't miss the toilet...

Laura · 08-13-2008, 09:40 PM

LOL!!! Thats funni lmfao!!

AUFred · 08-14-2008, 10:57 AM

those are pretty good

Floofypoof · 08-14-2008, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skyblue

What I Want In a Man -- As Years Go By...

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1 Breathing.
2 Doesn't miss the toilet...

Lol sad but true. Most guys at that age forget to do both of those things.

I applaud your joke

dazner · 08-14-2008, 02:10 PM

you missed the changing the diaper thing at 72...hah

AnitaBeer · 08-14-2008, 03:13 PM

HAHA that just goes to show we lower our standards to often! Ima be 72 and wanting all the things listed on atleast number 2!!! HAHAHAHA But then again by the time I'm 72 I'll look like I'm only 30 thanks to plastic surgery! OK OK JUS KEEEEDING!

Good post!

c_squared · 08-14-2008, 03:25 PM

that is pretty funny

NicAuf · 08-14-2008, 10:28 PM

Nice, I like that last list.

The Joker · 08-16-2008, 01:42 AM

Haha, good one.

08-13-2008, 08:37 PM	#1
skyblue DrLovePump Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: here and there Posts: 10,935 Tokenz: 257,959	women are a fussy lot What I Want In a Man -- As Years Go By... Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1 Breathing. 2 Doesn't miss the toilet... __________________ the after christmas prize fund.....jassillem26,250..skyblue25,000...mystic15 .000....vshayes26,250....wednesday40,000....wookie girl25,000....keight25,000....Natasha25,000....bad boy@thewheel20,000

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AnitaBeer Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 1,248 Tokenz: 13,683	Re: women are a fussy lot HAHA that just goes to show we lower our standards to often! Ima be 72 and wanting all the things listed on atleast number 2!!! HAHAHAHA But then again by the time I'm 72 I'll look like I'm only 30 thanks to plastic surgery! OK OK JUS KEEEEDING! Good post! __________________ Men are like a deck of playing cards...you need: A heart to love him A diamond to marry him A club to smash his head in, and A spade to bury the bastard!

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08-14-2008, 10:28 PM	#8
NicAuf Shire Dweller Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hamel,Illinois Posts: 3,216 Tokenz: 36	Re: women are a fussy lot Nice, I like that last list. __________________ In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the end of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

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