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08-13-2008, 08:37 PM
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| DrLovePump  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: here and there
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Tokenz: 257,924   |  women are a fussy lot What I Want In a Man -- As Years Go By... Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1 Breathing. 2 Doesn't miss the toilet...
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08-13-2008, 09:40 PM
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Tokenz: 688  | Re: women are a fussy lot LOL!!! Thats funni lmfao!! |
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08-14-2008, 10:57 AM
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| Member  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Prattville, Alabama
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Tokenz: 896 | Re: women are a fussy lot those are pretty good
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08-14-2008, 01:14 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Brooksville, FL
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Lol sad but true. Most guys at that age forget to do both of those things. I applaud your joke  | |
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08-14-2008, 03:13 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD
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Tokenz: 13,577 | Re: women are a fussy lot HAHA that just goes to show we lower our standards to often! Ima be 72 and wanting all the things listed on atleast number 2!!! HAHAHAHA But then again by the time I'm 72 I'll look like I'm only 30 thanks to plastic surgery! OK OK JUS KEEEEDING! Good post!
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08-14-2008, 03:25 PM
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| V.I.P User  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: canada
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Tokenz: 1,920 | Re: women are a fussy lot that is pretty funny
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08-14-2008, 10:28 PM
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| Shire Dweller  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hamel,Illinois
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Tokenz: 16 | Re: women are a fussy lot Nice, I like that last list.
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08-16-2008, 01:42 AM
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| Member  Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sydney, Australia
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Tokenz: 14,768 | Re: women are a fussy lot Haha, good one.
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