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Old 08-12-2008, 12:42 PM   #1
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Default Railroad & the Blonde

A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21."
A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21".
Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle and jumps off the tracks just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place.
The Brunette goes back to jumping from rail to rail , counting "22" "22" "22".
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Old 08-12-2008, 12:42 PM   #2
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HAHAHA Old one, but still makes me chuckle!
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Old 08-13-2008, 07:15 AM   #3
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Old one! HaHa! But It`s still funny! *laughs around*
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Haha, haven't heard that before, that's good.
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