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Old 08-10-2008, 12:59 PM   #1
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this is lame.. but it cracks me up...


One day a policeman was sitting on the side of the road taking radar. As he sat a man drove by in a bright red convertible with 4 penguins in the back. The police officer immediately flashed his lights and went after the man. The man pulled over and the office approached the car. "Sir, you cant have these penguins back here! Take them to the zoo!!" The next day the police officer sees the same man in the same car with the 4 penguins still in the back. Officer pulls the man over again. "I thought I told you to take these peguins to the zoo!!" The man looks at the officer with a smile and replies "I did! And today we're going to the ball game!"


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Old 08-10-2008, 01:58 PM   #2
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lol i love jokes like that!
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this is a classic!
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Old 08-10-2008, 07:19 PM   #4
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I don't get it?
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Old 08-11-2008, 02:59 AM   #5
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he took them to the zoo.. like for a day out..not for them to keep LOL
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Haha, that's gold.
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