Dennis Rodman & the Genie

snowdog20 · 08-10-2008, 02:21 AM

Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach & picks it up. Suddenly, a female genie appears from the bottle.

"Master, may I grant you one wish?" says the genie with a smile.

"Hey Bitch...don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin' me nuttin!" barks Rodman.

The genie pleads, "But Master I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever."

Dennis thinks a moment...then grumbling about the inconvenience of it all he says, "Ok, ok...I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning, so just do it!" Giving the genie an evil glare, he screams, "Now leave me alone!"

So the annoyed genie says, "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle.

The next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, & Hillary Clinton in bed with him. His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance.

wildcat52 · 08-10-2008, 12:49 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Joker · 08-16-2008, 07:12 AM

Hahhahaha, that's a good one.

08-10-2008, 02:21 AM	#1
snowdog20 Member In the Making Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 102 Tokenz: 2,403	Dennis Rodman & the Genie Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach & picks it up. Suddenly, a female genie appears from the bottle. "Master, may I grant you one wish?" says the genie with a smile. "Hey Bitch...don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin' me nuttin!" barks Rodman. The genie pleads, "But Master I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever." Dennis thinks a moment...then grumbling about the inconvenience of it all he says, "Ok, ok...I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning, so just do it!" Giving the genie an evil glare, he screams, "Now leave me alone!" So the annoyed genie says, "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle. The next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, & Hillary Clinton in bed with him. His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance. __________________ Attention Forex Traders, Pipboxer! #1 Expert Advisor http://pipboxersite.com 154% in 12 1/2 months on a live account.

08-10-2008, 12:49 PM	#2
wildcat52 Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: tennessee Posts: 348 Tokenz: 4,600	Re: Dennis Rodman & the Genie HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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