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08-09-2008, 02:09 AM
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| Who you'd like to be!  Join Date: May 2008
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Tokenz: 4,819   |  Post some funny pick up lines.... I'll go first... You see a girl you like at school and you ask her, " hey let me see your library card.", of course she ask why, then you say, " so I can check you out." haha... You walk up to a girl and ask her, "did it hurt?", she replies did what hurt?, then you reply, "when you fell from heaven." okay another.. You go up to a girl you like at the grocery store and you tell her, "you know they call me milk right?", she'll probably be like what the, why?, then you say, "because I'll do your body good.".. the last one was so so but hey...
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08-09-2008, 11:34 AM
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Tokenz: 35,103 | Re: Post some funny pick up lines.... that last one kicks ass! I'm using that from now on...
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08-09-2008, 11:55 AM
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Tokenz: 21,706 | Re: Post some funny pick up lines.... I know you want me.....your breathing! 
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08-09-2008, 05:25 PM
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Tokenz: 4,819 | Re: Post some funny pick up lines.... If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd but U and I together.... Is your dad a Terrorist? Cause your the bomb!  haha...new ones I just heard of... 
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08-11-2008, 04:53 PM
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| Hilbilly Deluxe Senior Staff  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: On A Milk Carton
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Tokenz: 28,174 | Re: Post some funny pick up lines.... My all time fave: I was in a bar one night in college, I asked this fine little thing to dance, she shot me down, so I said "I don't think you understood me, I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants" All her friends erupted in laughter.
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08-11-2008, 04:59 PM
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| DrLovePump  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: here and there
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Tokenz: 257,753 | Re: Post some funny pick up lines.... this face is leaving in 10 minutes.......be on it
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08-11-2008, 06:32 PM
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| Junior Member  Join Date: Aug 2008
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Tokenz: 537 | Re: Post some funny pick up lines.... This is the funniest I've ever heard: "Let's make like a gun and bang!" |
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08-11-2008, 06:44 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: B.C., Canada
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Tokenz: 23,005 | Re: Post some funny pick up lines.... This is more effective with like an already booty-call to creep them out.. You say "Listen, I've been thinking about us and our future and I really want you to know how I feel... SO YOU BETTER USE BOTH HANDS!" faking serious and then BAM! hit 'em up with some skank! |
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08-11-2008, 06:55 PM
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| Age of Empires III addict  Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Surrey, England, UK
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Tokenz: 32,110 | Re: Post some funny pick up lines.... The classic : "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you baby?" & "The word of the day is legs, so let's go back to yours and spread the word!"
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08-11-2008, 09:27 PM
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| OTz's Typo Queen  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Can'ar'da, Eh.
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Tokenz: 19,607 | Re: Post some funny pick up lines.... back in my college days I had one guy who came up to me and asked: Do you have Indian in you? My reply was a confused looking no, to which he then said, Well would you like some? I stood there retarded for a few seconds as I gathered what he meant, and then told him to politely piss off.  
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08-12-2008, 05:08 AM
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| Re: Post some funny pick up lines.... ^^ LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha |
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08-12-2008, 08:13 AM
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08-12-2008, 10:16 AM
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damn that one was good..
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08-12-2008, 10:16 AM
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08-12-2008, 11:43 AM
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Tokenz: 13,577 | Re: Post some funny pick up lines.... Quote:
HAHA I dated a guy I used to work with and that legs thing was kinda our way to say....lets do eet! HAHA we'd just blurt it out at work. It was a call center so it's not like anyone cared really lol.
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