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Old 08-09-2008, 02:05 AM   #1
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Okay this ones gonna make you laugh I gaurantee it...


Why did the dog cross the road?

To get away from Michael Vick!


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Old 08-09-2008, 04:39 AM   #2
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good one. LOL
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Old 08-09-2008, 05:19 AM   #3
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Okay this ones gonna make you laugh I gaurantee it...


Why did the dog cross the road?

To get away from Michael Vick!


hah...
uh...funny............NOT!
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Old 08-09-2008, 05:52 AM   #4
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whos michael vick?
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Old 08-09-2008, 06:04 AM   #5
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I don't get it.
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Old 08-09-2008, 06:09 AM   #6
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whos michael vick?
he was a profession football (American) player with the Atlanta Falcons; but this is his "claim to fame":

In July 2007, Vick and three other men were charged by federal authorities with felony charges of operating an unlawful six-year long interstate dog fighting venture known as "Bad Newz Kennels" at Vick's 15-acre property in Surry County, Virginia. Vick was accused of financing the operation, directly participating in dog fights and executions, and personally handling thousands of dollars in related gambling activities. By August 20, Vick and each of the other three co-defendants had agreed to separate plea bargains for the federal charges.[36][37] They are expected to each receive federal prison sentences between 12 months and a maximum of five years.
On August 24, Vick filed his plea documents with the federal court. He pled guilty to one felony count of conspiracy to operate an interstate dogfighting ring. In addition, he admitted to providing most of the financing for the operation itself, as well as participating directly in several dogfights in Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina and South Carolina. He also admitted to sharing in the proceeds from these dog fights. He also admitted that he knew his colleagues killed several dogs who didn't perform well enough. However, while he admitted to providing most of the money for gambling on the fights, he denied placing any side bets on the dogfights. He also denied actually killing any dogs himself
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damn that just killed my joke completely....


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damn that just killed my joke completely....


thanks...


Nope. That joke was DOA. Sorry to break it to you...
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:04 PM   #9
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Nope. That joke was DOA. Sorry to break it to you...
damn and i wanted to be a famous comedian....
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i thought it was pretty funny... made me smile..
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he was a profession football (American) player with the Atlanta Falcons; but this is his "claim to fame":

In July 2007, Vick and three other men were charged by federal authorities with felony charges of operating an unlawful six-year long interstate dog fighting venture known as "Bad Newz Kennels" at Vick's 15-acre property in Surry County, Virginia. Vick was accused of financing the operation, directly participating in dog fights and executions, and personally handling thousands of dollars in related gambling activities. By August 20, Vick and each of the other three co-defendants had agreed to separate plea bargains for the federal charges.[36][37] They are expected to each receive federal prison sentences between 12 months and a maximum of five years.
On August 24, Vick filed his plea documents with the federal court. He pled guilty to one felony count of conspiracy to operate an interstate dogfighting ring. In addition, he admitted to providing most of the financing for the operation itself, as well as participating directly in several dogfights in Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina and South Carolina. He also admitted to sharing in the proceeds from these dog fights. He also admitted that he knew his colleagues killed several dogs who didn't perform well enough. However, while he admitted to providing most of the money for gambling on the fights, he denied placing any side bets on the dogfights. He also denied actually killing any dogs himself

ahhhh...i remember something about this
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Epic....fail.
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the Joker was an epic fail!
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The Joker was bomb diggity dude
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you shouldn't smoke crack at such a young age.
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